On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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