I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Boobs are out for the taking
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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