how do flat chested girls get laid?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Randomize
