So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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