I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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