problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Are my feet made of real feet?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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