she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
