if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
