as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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