i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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