Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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