we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Randomize
