dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
My life is pants optional.
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