I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
