Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
