I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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