her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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Oh Jesus.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
