I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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