that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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