Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also, beer. Big fan.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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