That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
