does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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