mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Randomize
