Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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