Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The adults are the big ones right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
