Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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