Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
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