i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
So. Much. Porn.
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