she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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