Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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