We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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