You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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