Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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