Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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