Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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