I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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