And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
