Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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