why didn't you poke me back
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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