We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
If I die, sorry about rent.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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