Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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