I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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