If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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