Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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