...so i touched it.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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