Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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