He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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