The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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