what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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