sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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