Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You're like the curious george of whores
Im just a social blackout drinker.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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