Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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