That's intense
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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