Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
you win again, gameday.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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